[Undertaker flips on the video feed. He has blood spattered across his face and hands (and probably on his clothes, though the dark color hides it well] My work has ~finally~ caught up to me. You'll have to ~excuse~ me for the next few days, ~dear~ students. Someone left me ~quite~ a mess to reassemble, and my ~guests~ always come first.
Consequently, if ~either~ one of my ~apprentices~ or anyone in ~Anatomy~ class want some ~first hand~ experience with a human body, swing by the Biology lab. Everyone ~else~ might want to avoid it for a few days. I am ~told~ the smell of ~blood~ and formaldehyde can be quite ~overwhelming~ for those unaccustomed to it.